Longest Starbucks Order That Tastes Decent

A week or so before I moved to Ireland, I was at work in my lovely office in California and a colleague suggested we all get Starbucks as a treat on a very busy day. I don’t drink Starbucks (for this reason and this reason but both really are just this reason) so this caught me off-guard. What do I order? Do they just have sweet tea? Um, no? Since there is sweet iced tea and then there’s everything else, I really wasn’t invested in my order, so I thought I’d have some fun with it. I asked a former Starbucks staff member helped me devise this beverage. We actually first came up with the longest possible drink order but thought it might endure insanity or spitting in it so we opted for this one. It was actually not bad. I’m still not a fan of Starbucks, but it was a fun experiment. The Starbucks baristas at the shop when my colleague went on the coffee run admitted it was the most complex drink order they ever made. Here is it in all its glory and from henceforth I feel it should just be called THE EVIN. Too much?

Grande, 1/2 Breve 1/2 Skim, 1 pump toffee nut, 3 pumps white mocha, whip, and toffee nut sprinkles!

Grande, 1/2 Breve 1/2 Skim, 1 pump toffee nut, 3 pumps white mocha, whip, and toffee nut sprinkles

 

This is in celebration of Seattle in the Super Bowl that I share this little coffee story. So, go Seahawks. Kakawwwwww!

One comment

  1. Loura says:

    Go Hawks! It’s 12th man fever around these parts right now. We are all so proud, but it is kind of bananas. If aliens landed in Seattle (or the whole state of Washington, probably) right now they would just assume blue and green were the only suitable clothing colours and every human had to wear a number. Usually 12.

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